75: Who will be like You

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“Chikelue, you are a man like me. It will be very difficult for me to try to convince you that all those things can’t do anything. But atleast i want you to believe that they can’t do anything to me in particular. Not that i did anything to protect myself. I don’t even go to Church or pray, i just wake up daily and go about doing my business. Therefore my belief is that if i am being protected by anybody or anything, i don’t know who it is. The first thing on my list has always been security and analysis. If you can be able to combine this two factors, with a little luck, you can slap Lucifer and go free” I said.
We laughed for a few seconds before i continued.

“The woman from Paris sent me 5000 Euros. She did that because after convincing her girl to follow me down to Amsterdam here, i told the woman that she must pay that amount before she could get her back”.

“Wait, she just paid because you told her to pay?” Chike asked.

“Not really, that is where the game of wits and tactics comes in. The whole thing hinges on the girls. If they understand and believe that you really want to help them, they would help you but if you are not able to convince them, then they won’t even follow you in the first place” I said.

“Haha my man, tell me where you got the voodoo that help you to confuse them to pay” he said.

After having some laugh over the voodoo statement, i told him that i never went to any voodoo man let alone getting something to confuse anybody.

“I have already told you how i succeeded and if you wish to learn this business, you must first of all forget about depending on anything external except your own head. God will not even listen to you no matter how much prayers you said to him. The law will also turn its back against you if you get caught. The only consolation here would be saving someone from the street” I said.

“So, what happens when you get the money?” he asked.

“You quickly settle the girls by sending them away to a place where the Madams would not be able to see them again” I answered.

“Now i understand why the woman said she took your name to the Marmaid. You are messing with the wrong people and trust me, their juju will deal with you” he said.

“Chikelue, I don’t like stupid people. I am not here to convince you about marmaid or other deities. I came here because you invited me to come” I said and stood up.

“Ask them how much is our bill” I continued.

“Don’t worry, i will pay. I am the person who invited you here but we have not finished yet” he said.

“You don’t deserve to pay for me. You are a poor man with low mentality. I came because you rescued me from..” I was saying when he suddenly stood up and grabbed the collars of my shirt.

“Do you know who i am, if you call me poor man again, i will knock you off here” he almost shouted.

The idea was to make him get angry and it worked.
I wanted to challenge him and let him know that muscles were not brains.

“See, there are many people here and i believe One person is already thinking of calling the Police here. If you start anything, i will turn everything on Your head and trust me guy, everybody will believe me” I said and slowly pulled his hand off my collar.

“I am sure you have spent more than five years in Europe and has never been to Nigeria. Its because you don’t have the courage to make the money. You will spend another five years here without saving enough money to go home. What you do is go to the gym everyday to train your useless muscles which are of no use to you here. The only thing this muscles and biceps can fetch you are women. And i can easily get them without muscles” I said.

“Now i know why the Ghana People wanted to kill you, you run your mouth like Parrot. I will surely get you where nobody will save you” He said and walked out.
“Poor man, you can go. I will pay them for everything, including the food you ate before i came” I said as he fumbled in his pocket and brought out his wallet.

He walked to the counter and settled the shopkeeper, then he left the place and went away.

I smiled as he stepped out of the place.
My ‘upset him’ plan had worked. It was time to wait and see if he would chicken out or come back stronger.

It was a pity Chike thought and believed that building up muscles was the real deal. He came to our meeting with a light singlet despite the fact that the weather has started to drop towards the cold level. He wanted every girl with open teeth to see his biceps even if it meant contacting cold but unfortunately, i wasn’t someone to be impressed with physique.

Thirty minutes after he left, i stood up to go. First i walked to the counter and paid the rest of the bills, then i brought out my phone and called Chike.

“Sorry for the way i talked to you today. I don’t know what came over me. That won’t ever happen again” I said.

Chike waited for a few seconds before responding.
“You should mind how you talk. People will kill you in this country if you don’t watch your mouth” He said.

It was really time to move. I already managed to clear the way for my movement. I had a feeling Chike would be hanging somewhere, waiting for me to come out so that he can attack me. But despite annoying him, i still wanted him to be around the place.
The real danger was the Ghanaians who could Shoot me without thinking twice.

As i made my way towards the outside, i decided to stop at the exit door and look around for the Ghanaians before moving.

There he was, Chikelue, crossing the road about 60. Meters down the road.

What was he doing there for more than thirty minutes? Waiting for me to come out.

I succeeded in playing with his head; hitting him and saying sorry later.
But in truth, i was upset that someone his age who lived in Holland still believed that some lifeless deity somewhere in Africa could affect his life in Europe.

Belief was one thing that was very difficult to remove from people because it worked both ways; sometimes good and the other times, bad.

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61 Responses

  1. Forty comments kwa. Haba well this is one.

  2. FTC??

  3. buh u tuk to him somehw, too directly

  4. Well, this is another. hope we get to forty soon.

  5. meexteeriox

    Chike is Brawn without brain

  6. jonnyanichi

    Forty comments too much now…Zuby abeg update with or without forty comments…Anyway i just commented

  7. lightbearer

    Belief was one thing that was very difficult to
    remove from people because it worked both ways;
    sometimes good and the other times, bad.

  8. There are many a youth like him these days. They develop their muscle but brain. The muscle will latter be used by those with brain. Good work Zuby. You remain my early money tonic.

  9. DoroRunner

    No be everyone get liver like Zuma. Lol

  10. Small body oooo na rugged soldier… ride on Zuby

  11. Leggo

  12. He will beat and collect ur money too

  13. You bashed him too much nah, anyway he annoyed you by keep mentioning voodoo.

    You are handling over to someone before you moved to Nigeria.

    Should the secret of the business/deathgame leaked to Nigerians in Amsterdam, it would spread like fire across Europe as jobless Nigerians would make it a profession.


    Italians Mamas and Pimps are in trouble.

    Patiently following sha.

  14. So rude ..

  15. Chike is just delusinal. Zuby I think you went too hard on him..Chike is a nice guy,I mean inspite all those insult from Zuby he easily accepted his apology

  16. Pls start ur comments!! On the way to 40

  17. gud…

  18. So addicted!!

  19. Egbo mike

    Chike can’t be like you’things will never be the same’but you can put him through if you wish.

  20. nice 1 boss

  21. 40 ke? Ibeg….. Make it 20 to unlock oooo…….

  22. 40 comments from 110 views so far,its nat bad really. If 40 persons had commented from 110 views,am sure we wud av had a new post.
    …….Back 2 d matter……
    If Chike must be ur successor,den he must b loyal n submissive.

  23. oya leggo

  24. He invested his time building and exercising his body, instead of his mind, not necessarily scamming with style, but rather becoming a better person in society… What a shame

  25. Can’t wait to catch up with you!!

  26. I’ve been following you bonnet to bumper. Good job.

  27. DeutscheSprecher

    Chike we ghi brain

  28. Can’t wait for the next update, refreshing every second

  29. Papoo Owoh


  30. na wa o.

  31. Nice one zuby

  32. But zuby u really went hard on chike

  33. Zubby told him the home truth,and it pains him when he keeps mentioning voodoo and the unforseen dangers.
    Chikelue may still come back for more…lets goo

  34. lastdon...

    Chike was determined to deal with u. The truth is, if u actually wanna put him through, u plan a mission n execute it with him.. run Europe with him!

  35. If I be chikuelu, I go still brush u after the apology. U really bruised his ego

  36. No be choke Fault ooooooo , na our society arrange that mentality but like I always tell people” we always have that option called “””””CHOICE””””””” choose carefully!

  37. lastdon...

    Zuby what happened to ur empire in Germany? U left it with somebody as huge as this Chike with about 5000 euros but u v not told us if he was successful or not

    • Na true ooooooo, E don Tay wey him yarn about the German empire and him footballer friend .

      Abi madam grace don collect her money complete from Jennifer hand and leg too?

  38. But frankly speaking, chike for just brush you ,cos I get the feeling say na because hand never touch you make you get the liver to run your mouth like public tap….lol

    It is also possible say chike been deal with you but you no go like fall your hands for runners dem front, lol….

  39. Chike

  40. you get mouth n wit . carry go

  41. ..?

  42. Ogologo aburo na nwam etola that’s the lesson Zubby taught Chike.


    please unlock the next update.

  44. king larry

    Pls update bro.

  45. Hmmm, zuby de parrot mouth.

  46. U get luck oga Zubby. Na u chike for take gym dat day…

  47. usmanspihn

    Oya…. Zuby comments don pass 40. Now do you job sir

  48. nice one,you played a mind game which shows how vunerable he his….he aint fit for the job

  49. This Zubby guy, u are a scam, who are u using updates to scare, if u like update if u like fi le, haba.

  50. Chike has only body but no engine…..more grease †̥ ♈ōϋя elbow

  51. ikachi81 wats ur pro?

  52. Guys Zubby don manipulate fellow runners to drop almost 60 comments which have neva happend before. The master strategist…..

  53. To everyone, a new update was posted but it doesn’t appear at the top of the page. Scroll down a bit and you will see it. It’s up ate 76. Keep on running!!!

  54. E don pass 40 oh!

  55. Zuby,God save u o….if nt for dat call ehh….body for tell u as u de commot for dat restaurant.

  56. Oga Zuby.

    You are too smart to even think Chikelu was around n u were right. Wao

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